Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Beauseph Smith, Vision Seeker


Are you lost? Do you need direction in your life? Are all your friends married with children and working somewhat fulfilling jobs that pay them enough to do whatever they want to do? Look no further, my friends, because one sit-down consultation with Vision Quester Beau Anderson will point you in a direction, not necessarily the right direction, but a direction nonetheless. In-depth face-to-face, heart-to-heart, hand-to-hand (conversation, not combat) discussions will direct you to a path, a path that has no end but where the things you find on said path lead you, and a beginning that lies within you. Let Beau Anderson, V.Q. start you on your enlightening journey.

Please direct all inquiries to Buck Munson, V.Q., 480-XXX-XXXX.

4 comments:

  1. the balcony must be giving you heightened awareness and elevated insight...have your people call my people to set up an appointment...

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  2. So who do I ask, you or Buck?

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  3. It's been 5 weeks since your last post. Are you in Canada yet?

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